The folks at Ford Motor Company provide this public service announcement, an altruistic and unbiased recommendation for zombie apocalypse preparation:
I like how the zombie seems confused when the first guy throws his shoe at the zombie. The lady's defense seems a little lame--a giant, flimsy tree branch? Followed by pepper spray (which shouldn't work anyway)? She deserved to be eaten by a zombie who could somehow sneak into her back seat.
Keyless entry and one-button starting makes for a good zombie getaway vehicle. Be sure to demand those features in your next car. I just hope Jonathan calls his friend back.
Cry Room Chronicles LXIX
2 years ago